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houseofhanover:

I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims.

Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.

(via dressedlikeatartagain)

  • Obama: I like Coke
  • Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous


Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you

Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here

Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home

Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous

(Source: 0nthesea, via kaffrun)

notcompletelyuseless: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Sherlock. John Watson 23 March 18:14 That’s demonstrably untrue. That clip of a cat falling off a shelf for example. The one you insisted on watching twelve times. Sherlock Holmes 23 March 18:16

notcompletelyuseless:

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Sherlock.

John Watson 23 March 18:14

That’s demonstrably untrue. That clip of a cat falling off a shelf for example. The one you insisted on watching twelve times.

Sherlock Holmes 23 March 18:16

(via probablyhuman)